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Dipper (imitates Fat Guy):
Do you have this T-shirt in my size?
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Wendy (imitates Stan) I have
something even better! Behold, my butt!
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( Iaughil19 )
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(whispering) I could
play this game forever.
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What'd you saY?
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Coughing! ( coughs ) I was
coughing. Those weren't words.
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( laughs ) This is fun.
What you two have.
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Mabel! How long have you
been standing there?
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Don't worry about that.
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Let's talk about why I'm doing
this dance! Doo-doo-dooo...
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Oh, no! She got into
the smile-dip again.
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Wrong one thousand! It's because
today is the greatest day of my life!
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'( Grunts )
_°w!
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'Sev'ral Timez,' is playing at the
Gravity Falls Civic Center and Buffet!
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Ugh, Sev'ral Timez? Aren't they that
boy band that came a decade too late?
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♪ Oh-oh-oh-Oh! Girl you got me
actin' so cray-cray! I'
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Cray cray!
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♪ You tell me that you won't
be my bay-bay! A'
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We're non-threatening!
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Mabel, you know all those
boy bands are fake, right?
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Dipper's right. They're just
a manufactured product
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of the bloated,
corporate music industry.
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You're making my
dance sad.
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( Snorts ) There's probably a
machine that mass-produces them.
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( Chuckles ) Or maybe
the boys are grown from pods!
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-Yeah, pods, totally!
-( both laughing )
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You guys can't ruin this
for me. Mabel's got backup!
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-Hey guys!
-Woot woot!
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Who's ready for the
greatest night of our lives?
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♪ How many times
am I gonna luv ya? I'
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Sev'ral Timez!
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( laughter )
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Ugh, girls.
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I know, right?
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-( laughter )
-I'm ok!
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II'
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Hmm. Should I go with
lip balm or lip salve?
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Go wild! Tonight's our night!
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I can't wait, guys.
Tonight we're gonna meet
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CFBQQV G, GFEQQY C, I-BQQY P,
Chubby Z, and Deep Chris.
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He's the fat one.
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And those boys will
fall in love with us!
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Why wouldn't they!
( chews )
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( Imitates Robbie ) Hey is this
the fingerless glove store?
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I like things that are dumb,
I'm Robbie.
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-( laughing )
-Come on, man.
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Ha, ha, ha, ha!
Laugh it up, chief.
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So, hey, Wendy, Nate and his girlfriend
are going to Lookout Point this weekend.
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Maybe we should go, too.
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Are you kidding me? First
you stand me up last night,
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and instead of apologizing
you want me to go to Lookout Point?
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I'll just be over here.
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Look, Robbie, ( sighs ) I'm not sure
this relationship's working.
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Maybe I should see other people.
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Yes'
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Whoa! Whoa! Hey, hey. Before
you do anything crazy, I, I, uh,
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I want you to hear this.
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I hope this works.
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I wrote this song
just for you.
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♪ When I think about you I'
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♪ I feel feelings so deep ♪
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♪ I'm tossing and turning I'
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♪ And you know I'm losing sleep I'
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(grunts)
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♪ And I know I'm going crazy I'
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♪ When I look into your eyes I'
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♪ Just listen to this song .I"
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♪ And you'll be hypnoti-i-i-ised. I'
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You know, maybe I was
being a little hasty.
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I'll give you another chance.
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Yes, all right!
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( Kiss )
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Let me go grab my coat.
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All right, Robbie,
I saw that weird CD.
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What the heck are you up to?
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It's called romance, kid.
Something you'd never understand.
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( Growls )
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You ready? I can't believe
you wrote that for me!
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I know, I'm just so
insanely talented.
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Hmm. Hmm?
(sniffs)
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-( licks )
-Mabel: What are you doing?
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Guys, the weirdest thing
just happened.
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I think Robbie might be hypnotizing
Wendy with his music.
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Oh, Dipper. Girls just like musicians.
You'll understand when you're older.
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We're the same age!
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Girls mature faster
than guys. Right, Grenda?
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( Kisses ) This is Grenda time!
( kisses )
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Okay, girls, have you all practiced
your obsessed boy band scream?
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( Screams )
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( Screams )
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( Screams )
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Just gonna ignore that.
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Tickets please!
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Too late girls.
The show is sold out!
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( 985D )
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This night is ruined!
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I welcome you, death.
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( Eating )
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No! I said we're going to meet
Sev'ral Timez tonight and I meant it,
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and I'm not gonna let a
"Keep Out" sign keep us out!
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♪ Stocking meat for the Apocalypse,
doodly-doo. We're all gonna die! A'
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What's with the pacing, kid?
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You look even more
freaked out than usual.
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Ah, I don't know.
You wouldn't understand.
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Aw, come on, kid, try me.
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Okay, this is gonna sound weird,
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but I think Robbie might be
brainwashing Wendy with music.
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I've seen this before.
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-Really?
Her name was Carla McKorkle.
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Carla "Hot Pants" McKorkle.
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Me and Carla-baby would cut
a rug together at The Juke Joint.
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Our favorite fifties themed
nineteen seventies diner.
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Then one day, this
new age tree hugger
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starts playing this
transcendental hippie music.
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( Sighs ) Carla's hot pants
turned into bell bottoms
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before I even knew
what happened.
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My memories get a little hallucination y
at the end, but you get the gist.
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So wait, you actually
believe my theory?
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You're darn right I do!
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And we're gonna get
to the bottom of it!
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Right after I get to the bottom
of this brown meat!
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( Eating )
It's apocalycious!
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♪ Sev'ral Timez! A'
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( yelling and cheering )
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Hey, girl, I just wanna
get real for a moment
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and say that while we love being superstars,
the real reason we do this, is for you!
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For you specifically. Not the girl
sitting next to you! But you!
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I love you Deep Chris.
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He was talking to me!
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( Fighting grunts )
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Get 'im! Get 'im!
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Thank you, good night!
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(yelling )
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Hello? Sev'ral Timez?
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We want to give you
several kisses!
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Look!
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This is it, girls!
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You're finally going to meet the
five cutest boys in the world.
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Dipper's gonna eat his words
that boy bands are "fake!"
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( Deep breath )
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( 985D )
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( Grunting )
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( laughs ) This is fun!
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( licks )
Yo, we're clones, dawg!
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(II-
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Li.
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'Ci-
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( grunting )
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That is one big hamster tube!
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( Gasps ) Someone's coming!
( grunts )
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Terrible show! What is
wrong with you boys?
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You barely even sold out the arena!
And Deep Chris, you call that a pout?
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( Whimpers )
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Every one of you should be
ashamed of yourselves!
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Except for you, Leggy P,
you were really on point tonight.
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Here ya go, gorgeous.
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( Eating )
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( Hisses )
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( Eating )
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As for the rest of you,
remember,
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you can always be replaced
by your 'brothers!'
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Dance for me, child! Dance!
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( laughs )
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( Coughs )
My throat is killing me!
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Can someone get me
a lemon and water!
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(grunts)
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Who goes there?
Prepare to be danced at.
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( Grunting )
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Step off, Deep Chris.
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She's a lady. Don't disrespect
her, bro! Don't disrespect!
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My bad.
( kisses )
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( Squeals )
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Chubby Z, let's calm this boo
by posing for her, poster style.
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( Yells )
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Trying hard not to let
my brain explode.
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I've always wanted
to meet you guys!
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But what was the deal with
that scary chub-chub man?
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Mr. Bratsman is
our producer, yo.
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He genetically engineered us
to be the perfect boy band, G.
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But he keeps us in cages!
That junk is straight brutal, girl.
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That is straight brutal,
Chubby Z.
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Our one dream is to escape
into the real world, for real.
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Yo, I heard tell about
these things called trees?
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I don't know what they are,
but I wanna kiss one!
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But we can't disobey Mr. Bratsman.
He says he loves us.
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If he loved you,
he'd set you free!
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-Oh, yeah. True dat.
-True dat, true dat.
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That's a valid perspective!
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Let's go, right now! Me and
my friends can help you escape!
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We're masters of stealth!
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Yo, you'd really do that
for us, beef?
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You can count on me!
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I'm sorry, did you just
call me 'beef?'
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( drinks )
You see, Dipper,
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music has subliminal mind-control
hidden in it all the time.
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If you listen closely, even the
music I play in the gift shop
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has subtle hidden messages.
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-Buy more key chains! Buy more key chains!
-( screaming, whimpering )
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If you want to hear
the mind controlling messages,
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you gotta slow down the record.
Gimme that LP.
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On. Right.
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We're doing something wrong here
but I can't put my finger on it.
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( Grunting )
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Hey, guys. How was the concert?
And what's in the bag?
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Uh, money! Money we stole!
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We're criminals! We'll cut you!
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Let's go away from here now.
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( Grunting )
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Sev'ral Timez:
Ow! 00f! Ow! Hey! Dang, girl!
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( Grunting )
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Your tour bus is really strange,
Mabel-girl.
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Where the feedin' tubes at?
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'Y°' Whatup, girl?
'( oinks )
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(giggling )
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So when do we get to go outside?
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I wanna cavort like
a woodland creature.
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( Gasps )
It's your producer!
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( Panicked grunts )
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(grunts)
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I can't believe those boys
escaped from their cage!
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You there! I found this trail of
frosted tips leading to this very location!
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Have you seen any
perfect boys around here?
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Only when I look in the mirror.
Heh heh! Up top!
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They must be
around here somewhere.
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I'll find those boys if I have to
turn this town upside down.
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Shoo! Shoo!
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( Frustrated grunts )
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( Growls )
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Good boy.
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Guys, it's not safe out there.
Ergman's still looking for you.
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-What do we do!
-Ah, dang!
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-I'm scared, Mabel!
-Don't worry, guys, he has to give up eventually.
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Hey, in the meantime
you could stay here with us!
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-( Cheer ) All right!
-Twenty thirteen!
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Girls, do you realize
what's happening here?
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We have our very own
pet boy band
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that we can do
whatever we want with!
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Remember, eventually we
have to let them go.
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We have to promise not to get too
attached to them, right, Mabel? Mabel?
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All aboard the braid train!
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Braid! Braid!
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What?
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♪ C'mon baby, won't you
fly away with me I
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♪ Take my hand, it's destiny I'
245
00:11:53,504 --> 00:11:55,745
♪ We don't need nobody
if we stay together A'
246
00:11:55,965 --> 00:11:58,332
♪ Girl, just take my hand,
it can be forever I
247
00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:00,838
♪ Up into the sky,
girl we're gonna fly I
248
00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:03,421
♪ Look into my big blue eyes .I"
249
00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:05,881
♪ Girl you know it's destiny I'
250
00:12:06,100 --> 00:12:08,432
♪ Take my hand and
you're gonna see ♪
251
00:12:08,645 --> 00:12:10,761
♪ Escape, runnin' from reality I'
252
00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:14,189
♪ It'll be this way forever I'
253
00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:17,229
Just, oh, just a
few more minutes.
254
00:12:17,445 --> 00:12:18,810
-But...
-( hisses )
255
00:12:22,992 --> 00:12:25,609
All right, it took all clay,
but I converted it to a record.
256
00:12:25,828 --> 00:12:29,196
And now we can slow it down to see
if the mind control message theory is correct!
257
00:12:29,499 --> 00:12:31,160
Prepare to have your mind blown.
258
00:12:31,376 --> 00:12:34,710
Spit-take, here I come!
( slurps )
259
00:12:35,213 --> 00:12:36,920
♪ When I think about you I'
260
00:12:37,215 --> 00:12:39,957
(in slow motion)
J' I feel feelings so deep ♪
261
00:12:40,301 --> 00:12:42,292
♪ I'm tossing and turning I'
262
00:12:42,512 --> 00:12:43,968
Hmm...
(swallows)
263
00:12:44,180 --> 00:12:46,046
That's not spit-worthy!
What gives?
264
00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:47,256
What? Is that it?
265
00:12:47,475 --> 00:12:50,558
...cra-cra-cra-cra-
cra-cra-cra-crazy...
266
00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:52,511
( frustrated grunt )
This was so stupid!
267
00:12:52,730 --> 00:12:54,937
Of course there's no hidden
mind control messages.
268
00:12:55,149 --> 00:12:57,436
Mabel was right.
Wendy just likes the song!
269
00:12:57,819 --> 00:12:58,809
She just likes Robbie.
270
00:12:59,988 --> 00:13:01,524
Hey, Dip. Forgot my keys.
271
00:13:02,407 --> 00:13:03,989
What's up, junior.
What are you doing,
272
00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:07,409
trying to come up with an equation
to make girls like you? ( chuckles )
273
00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:08,781
Ready to go to Lookout point?
274
00:13:08,997 --> 00:13:12,456
( Chuckles ) Am I! Later, dorks!
Catch you on the rewind!
275
00:13:12,750 --> 00:13:13,706
( Chuckles )
I made that up.
276
00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:15,371
I'll rewind your face!
277
00:13:15,586 --> 00:13:17,748
Wait a minute! Stan! Rewind!
278
00:13:20,008 --> 00:13:25,253
( Indistinct ) You are now under
my control. Your mind is mine.
279
00:13:25,596 --> 00:13:26,836
( Spits )
280
00:13:27,056 --> 00:13:29,388
Holy mackerel!
Now there's your spit-take!
281
00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:33,343
( laughs ) I knew it!
It's mind control after all!
282
00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:35,099
Oh, no! I gotta save Wendy!
283
00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:38,478
Finally a good reason to punch
a teenager in the face! Let's roll!
284
00:13:42,113 --> 00:13:42,853
How'd it go up there?
285
00:13:43,072 --> 00:13:45,564
(sighs) I finally
got them to sleep.
286
00:13:45,783 --> 00:13:49,117
Poor Gregg y C, he tried
to eat a tape dispenser.
287
00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:50,911
I think this is food, dawg.
288
00:13:51,497 --> 00:13:55,035
( Chokes )
289
00:13:55,251 --> 00:13:56,412
Yo, you gonna share that?
290
00:13:56,711 --> 00:13:57,917
Ah, memories.
291
00:13:58,755 --> 00:14:00,291
The music industry
was shaken today
292
00:14:00,506 --> 00:14:03,874
at the news that boy band king,
Ergman Bratsman, has been arrested.
293
00:14:04,093 --> 00:14:07,256
He was pulled over tonight
for not having a rear license plate.
294
00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:10,134
I'm telling you!
The goat took it!
295
00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:11,840
That's what they all say.
296
00:14:12,393 --> 00:14:14,976
He is now in county jail,
awaiting trial.
297
00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:16,015
Yes!
298
00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:18,188
We have to tell the boys
they are free now!
299
00:14:18,399 --> 00:14:20,310
( Nervous laughter )
300
00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:21,391
Let's go!
301
00:14:21,736 --> 00:14:23,477
( Grunting )
302
00:14:23,738 --> 00:14:26,571
Not so fast!
They're not going anywhere!
303
00:14:26,783 --> 00:14:27,739
( 985D )
304
00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:31,280
What's the dealio, Mabel?
305
00:14:31,496 --> 00:14:34,363
That evil producer is gone,
we have to tell the boys.
306
00:14:34,665 --> 00:14:37,157
Wait, girls,
let's not be so hasty.
307
00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:39,744
I mean, think about it.
If we don't tell the boys,
308
00:14:39,962 --> 00:14:42,875
then they can stay here with me!
I mean, with us.
309
00:14:43,091 --> 00:14:44,877
Mabel, we can't
keep them here forever.
310
00:14:45,093 --> 00:14:46,254
But I love them!
311
00:14:46,469 --> 00:14:48,255
F you loved them,
you'd set them free.
312
00:14:48,471 --> 00:14:51,054
Never! Every boy I loved
this summer has left me,
313
00:14:51,265 --> 00:14:53,006
and I'm not gonna
let it happen again.
314
00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:56,139
Candy, we gotta get past Mabel.
She's gone boy crazy.
315
00:14:56,437 --> 00:14:57,643
( Heavy panting )
316
00:14:57,855 --> 00:14:58,890
Boys!
317
00:14:59,107 --> 00:15:02,145
Mmmm! Candy, attack!
318
00:15:03,486 --> 00:15:04,351
( Fighting grunts )
319
00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:05,310
( Gasps and muttering )
320
00:15:05,530 --> 00:15:08,397
You guys! Ergman Bratsman
is in jail! You're free!
321
00:15:08,616 --> 00:15:09,356
Just go!
322
00:15:09,659 --> 00:15:11,570
Woah! Is that true, Mabel-Dog?
323
00:15:11,786 --> 00:15:13,948
Uh, no, your producer's
still out there.
324
00:15:14,163 --> 00:15:16,746
You're gonna have to
stay here, probably forever!
325
00:15:16,958 --> 00:15:18,574
What? You can't listen to her!
326
00:15:18,793 --> 00:15:22,411
Mabel's our girl, girl. She
puts pizza in our food trough.
327
00:15:22,630 --> 00:15:24,371
She changes my newspaper, yo!
She's a'ight!
328
00:15:25,341 --> 00:15:27,082
She is not a'ight, Chubby Z!
329
00:15:27,301 --> 00:15:28,211
(grunts)
330
00:15:28,469 --> 00:15:29,584
Sev'ral Timez!
331
00:15:29,804 --> 00:15:30,635
Yes Mabel-Dog?
332
00:15:30,888 --> 00:15:33,676
Remove these two
from the premises please.
333
00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:37,142
( Grunting )
334
00:15:37,353 --> 00:15:40,311
Oh, no! They're aggressively
dancing at us!
335
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:43,932
Mabel's gone mad with power!
Save yourselves, Sev'ral Timez!
336
00:15:44,152 --> 00:15:46,268
You were better off
with your producer!
337
00:15:46,487 --> 00:15:47,477
Word!
338
00:15:47,697 --> 00:15:49,187
Call me, Deep Chris!
339
00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:50,814
Twenty thirteen!
340
00:15:51,075 --> 00:15:53,282
( Sighs )
Thank you, boys.
341
00:15:53,494 --> 00:15:55,986
Now let's get aboard
the braid train!
342
00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:57,445
Things just got
pretty heavy, Mabel.
343
00:15:57,665 --> 00:15:59,656
Maybe we should all just,
like, chill for a minute and--
344
00:15:59,876 --> 00:16:02,743
I said let's get aboard
the braid train!
345
00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:04,327
( Gasping )
346
00:16:06,591 --> 00:16:09,379
We gotta warn Wendy about that song
before she gets brainwashed!
347
00:16:09,594 --> 00:16:12,086
Road safety laws,
prepare to be ignored!
348
00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:20,927
Ha, weird, Nate didn't show up.
349
00:16:21,147 --> 00:16:23,309
So I, I guess it's
just you and me.
350
00:16:23,524 --> 00:16:25,515
This isn't what I was
planning at all!
351
00:16:28,029 --> 00:16:29,019
Whoa!
( grunts )
352
00:16:29,238 --> 00:16:32,731
( Panting ) Wendy! Stop! ( pants )
Robbie's been lying to you!
353
00:16:33,201 --> 00:16:34,987
-Dipper?
-Kid! Mr. Pines?
354
00:16:35,203 --> 00:16:36,739
That's Mr. Pines to you!
355
00:16:36,954 --> 00:16:38,536
What? That's what I just said.
356
00:16:38,748 --> 00:16:40,489
Look, Wendy, you've
gotta hear this.
357
00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:42,956
( Sips )
358
00:16:43,586 --> 00:16:45,042
Mabel, you've gotta hear this.
359
00:16:45,254 --> 00:16:47,120
It's a song we wrote
to say thank you.
360
00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:48,205
Hit it!
361
00:16:50,384 --> 00:16:54,002
Oh, boy, songs are like hugs
that mouths give to ears.
362
00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:56,255
♪ Here comes yo a'
363
00:16:56,474 --> 00:17:00,058
♪ Mabel-girl, we dreamed
of being free (so free) I
364
00:17:00,269 --> 00:17:03,637
♪ But now we know
that that can never be I'
365
00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:05,597
♪ You know what friends
are all about A'
366
00:17:05,816 --> 00:17:08,399
♪ You kicked those lying
shorties out (kicked 'em out y'all) I
367
00:17:08,611 --> 00:17:10,773
I'm starting to feel
guilty here.
368
00:17:10,988 --> 00:17:13,776
♪ Break it down! Who's the girls
who's so a'ight. (a'ight) I'
369
00:17:13,991 --> 00:17:15,777
♪ Tucks us in to
bed at night. (at night) .I"
370
00:17:15,993 --> 00:17:17,779
♪ Holds the fan up
while we sing. (we sing) I
371
00:17:17,995 --> 00:17:19,531
♪ Keeps me entertained
with string. I
372
00:17:19,747 --> 00:17:20,987
♪ My shirt was wrinkled till... I'
373
00:17:21,207 --> 00:17:21,821
♪ ...she pressed it.' ♪
374
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:23,827
-J' Chews our food... I'
-A' ...so we can digest it. I
375
00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:25,704
♪ He was evil, mean
and reckless. A'
376
00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:28,582
♪ You gave me this
candy necklace. ♪
377
00:17:28,798 --> 00:17:32,166
♪ 'Sup, girl, other folks
we could never trust I
378
00:17:32,593 --> 00:17:36,177
♪ But we know that
you'd never lie to us. a'
379
00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:42,385
♪ Mabel-girl, we know
you love us so ♪
380
00:17:42,603 --> 00:17:46,346
And that's why I've got
to let you go. ( sighs )
381
00:17:46,983 --> 00:17:47,939
♪ When I think about you I'
382
00:17:48,150 --> 00:17:51,359
Uh, there's a message
in there, I swear!
383
00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:53,193
Let me just close the window.
384
00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:54,817
Wait, wait! Here!
385
00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:59,443
You are now under my control.
Your mind is mine.
386
00:18:00,371 --> 00:18:01,111
Whoa!
387
00:18:02,290 --> 00:18:04,156
Robbie, what's that
doing in our song?
388
00:18:04,375 --> 00:18:06,912
Baby, I promise, I don't know
anything about those messages.
389
00:18:07,128 --> 00:18:10,291
In fact, I didn't even write that song.
I ripped it off some other band.
390
00:18:10,548 --> 00:18:11,913
So we're all good, right?
391
00:18:12,133 --> 00:18:15,251
No, we're not all good.
I don't care about the messages!
392
00:18:15,469 --> 00:18:19,554
You said you wrote that song for me. And I
actually thought it was sweet, you big liar!
393
00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:22,132
I know, I know.
I lie about a lot of stuff.
394
00:18:22,351 --> 00:18:24,763
Like using your makeup
and fighting a bear, although--
395
00:18:24,979 --> 00:18:27,971
No. You know what.
It's over Robbie. We're through.
396
00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:29,271
What! Wendy!
397
00:18:29,567 --> 00:18:30,307
Goodbye.
398
00:18:32,028 --> 00:18:33,189
( laughs )
We won!
399
00:18:33,404 --> 00:18:36,613
Kid, this is a victory for every guy
whose hands are too weak or fat
400
00:18:36,824 --> 00:18:38,110
to play a musical instrument!
401
00:18:38,409 --> 00:18:40,320
I couldn't have done it
without you, Grunkle Stan!
402
00:18:40,578 --> 00:18:41,318
I-la!
403
00:18:42,330 --> 00:18:44,913
Um, hey! Uh, now that
your night is free,
404
00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:47,832
me and Grunkle Stan were thinking,
maybe bowling or something.
405
00:18:48,044 --> 00:18:49,751
Are you serious? Right now?
406
00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:52,329
( Frustrated grunt )
What is wrong with guys?
407
00:18:52,548 --> 00:18:56,587
You only think about yourselves!
All of you should just leave me alone.
408
00:18:58,554 --> 00:18:59,544
Oh, man!
409
00:18:59,764 --> 00:19:02,722
Look, if it makes you feel any better,
the apocalypse is coming soon.
410
00:19:02,933 --> 00:19:05,925
Bury your gold! You've
been buying gold, right?
411
00:19:09,523 --> 00:19:10,763
We've got to save the boys.
412
00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:12,724
I'm prepared to defend myself.
413
00:19:13,944 --> 00:19:16,527
Hi, guys. I'm sorry
I went bonkers.
414
00:19:16,739 --> 00:19:19,606
A catchy song made me
realize that you were right.
415
00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:21,111
Can you ever forgive me?
416
00:19:21,327 --> 00:19:22,192
Of course!
417
00:19:22,411 --> 00:19:23,993
Friendship repaired.
418
00:19:24,413 --> 00:19:25,528
What's goin' on, Mabel-girl?
419
00:19:25,748 --> 00:19:27,989
You said you had something
you wanted to show us or some deal?
420
00:19:28,209 --> 00:19:29,665
Yep, this!
421
00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:34,497
( Gasps ) Yo, dawg,
who is this big round bright fool?
422
00:19:34,715 --> 00:19:36,831
That, Chubby 2., is the sun.
423
00:19:37,051 --> 00:19:39,383
That fool's makin'
my eyes burn straight painful!
424
00:19:39,595 --> 00:19:42,633
I'm gonna stare that fool down!
( grunts )
425
00:19:43,057 --> 00:19:45,219
( Yells )
426
00:19:45,434 --> 00:19:47,766
Yo, yo, hold up.
What's this big green mess?
427
00:19:47,978 --> 00:19:49,389
That's nature, Deep Chris!
428
00:19:49,605 --> 00:19:51,266
Bratsman won't
bother you anymore.
429
00:19:51,482 --> 00:19:55,646
You can do anything you want to do,
go anywhere you want to go. You're free.
430
00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:57,777
Fuh-ree?
431
00:19:57,988 --> 00:20:01,652
Free! You're free! It means
you can skedaddle!
432
00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:03,904
( Cries )
N°W 90! Go!
433
00:20:06,789 --> 00:20:09,952
Get outta here
before I change my mind!
434
00:20:12,461 --> 00:20:14,202
( Panting )
435
00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:20,208
♪ Goodbye, girl! I'
436
00:20:21,762 --> 00:20:23,093
They won't last a week.
437
00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:27,261
Women! They're
the real mystery, Dip.
438
00:20:27,476 --> 00:20:30,468
You ruin their date, drive their
hippie boyfriend's van into a ravine,
439
00:20:30,688 --> 00:20:32,395
and somehow
you're the "bad guy".
440
00:20:32,606 --> 00:20:35,689
No, it's my fault. I shouldn't have
meddled in Wendy's personal life.
441
00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:37,357
She probably hates me now.
442
00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:40,107
Ah, chin up, kid, you were
trying to do the right thing.
443
00:20:40,614 --> 00:20:43,026
Even though you destroyed
a relationship and part of my car.
444
00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:44,607
You think she'll ever
forgive me?
445
00:20:44,952 --> 00:20:48,741
I bet she will, and until then
you can always go bowling with me.
446
00:20:48,956 --> 00:20:50,947
-Thanks, Grunkle Stan.
-Don't mention it, kid.
447
00:20:51,167 --> 00:20:51,827
( Grunting )
448
00:20:52,042 --> 00:20:53,953
Wait a second. Is something
rooting through our trash?
449
00:20:54,170 --> 00:20:55,456
-( Grunting )
-Stan: Hey, hey!
450
00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:56,540
Get outta here!
451
00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:58,338
( Grunting and panting )
452
00:20:58,591 --> 00:20:59,877
Darn beautiful men!
453
00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:02,254
Always eating,
eating out of my trash.
454
00:21:02,928 --> 00:21:03,588
Wait, what?
455
00:21:05,639 --> 00:21:08,722
♪ Girl you got me actin' so
cray-cray! (cray-cray) a'
456
00:21:08,934 --> 00:21:12,268
♪ You tell me that you
won't be my bay-bay!' ♪
457
00:21:12,688 --> 00:21:13,974
♪ We're non-threatening, girl I'
458
00:21:14,315 --> 00:21:14,929
♪ Yeah I'
459
00:21:21,572 --> 00:21:24,564
( kisses )
460
00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:25,649
Dang, girl.
461
00:21:25,868 --> 00:21:31,159
( Kisses )
462
00:21:31,373 --> 00:21:32,238
Twenty thirteen.